Buy with confidence (but cash preferred!)
Buy with confidence. Because you're always sexier to those around you when you exude confidence. (Of course, if you're confident enough, and hence sexy enough, maybe you can convince someone else to buy you an iPod as a present, and you won't need mine. So for my sake, don't buy with TOO much confidence, OK?)
Oh, and you should also buy with confidence because I'm a longtime eBay PowerSeller with tons of positive feedback. Just oodles of it. Yikes, I almost feel like I'm drowning in it...Help me....argh....
(Elvis has left the building).